City of Heroes Haiku

Indestructible!
Nothing can stop... Oops - end crash!
Wakie anyone?

Don't blind invite me
I will always turn you down
Send me a tell, plz

Don't set to +8
Then invite me to your team
And get me killed

If you are little
It looks like you run faster
But you really don't




Stupid MM Pet
Don't stand on top of the bomb
It's not good for you

Send inf by Email?
My global: Bubba Zero
If you have extra!

Came back from bio
I got killed by a patrol
Death by AFK!

Dear stupid blaster
You are not a tank, OK?
Let me herd them up!

Someone drop a tip!
My MM wants to become
A hero today

Level 32
Rain of Arrows FTW!
Watch out Arachnos!

LEVEL COMPLETE yay!
I have to go level up
BRB, OK?

Sky Raiders are lame
That "Porter" may share my name
But he's a real jerk.

Golden Tortuga
Why are you hiding in that big crate
I want to see you

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